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{"type":"standard","title":"Maidens' Trip","displaytitle":"Maidens' Trip","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q30078262","titles":{"canonical":"Maidens'_Trip","normalized":"Maidens' Trip","display":"Maidens' Trip"},"pageid":53965631,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Maidens%27_Trip.jpg","width":268,"height":380},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Maidens%27_Trip.jpg","width":268,"height":380},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1255039199","tid":"65287b66-995b-11ef-9cb1-9396825db759","timestamp":"2024-11-02T20:45:29Z","description":"1948 autobiography by Emma Smith","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maidens'_Trip","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maidens'_Trip?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maidens'_Trip?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maidens'_Trip"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maidens'_Trip","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Maidens'_Trip","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maidens'_Trip?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maidens'_Trip"}},"extract":"Maidens' Trip is a 1948 autobiography by Emma Smith based on her experiences as a volunteer boatwoman on Britain's Grand Union Canal during the Second World War. It won the John Llewellyn Rhys Prize for 1949.","extract_html":"
Maidens' Trip is a 1948 autobiography by Emma Smith based on her experiences as a volunteer boatwoman on Britain's Grand Union Canal during the Second World War. It won the John Llewellyn Rhys Prize for 1949.
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