Michelle Coltrane is a jazz vocalist and composer.
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Małomice is a town in western Poland, located in Żagań County, Lubusz Voivodeship, with 3,467 inhabitants (2019). It is situated on the Bóbr river between Szprotawa and Żagań.
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