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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know that protons have mass?","punchline":"I didn't even know they were catholic.","id":103}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of award did the dentist receive?","punchline":"A little plaque.","id":250}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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Neogaerrhinum is a genus of the family Plantaginaceae, and is one of a group of plants commonly known as 'snapdragons'. It has two accepted species and includes species formerly considered as New World members of Antirrhinum.
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Marius Ninel Șumudică is a Romanian professional football manager and former player, who is currently the head coach of Liga I club Rapid București.
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